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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.19 14:29:00 -
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Originally by: Lasakywa
Originally by: Kozak I still don't understand what there is to celebrate.
But I guess that paying someone else for 3 stations billions a month and letting game mechanics do their thing is an accomplishment of some sorts.
I guess my view of an accomplishment in EVE is a bit different then yours.
+4548794 
Man, that's funny. TCF has about the same numbers as RISE. Could TCF do bupkis with RISE if they had them 1 on 1? Nope. RISE would destroy TCF, and everyone knows this. So sure, do nothing by yourselves in game but get kicked from one region to another, then blob up with goonies, RA, Curse, and who knows or cares who else (KOS? lol!), outnumber RISE *6-1*, and come to CAOD and talk smack.
TCF used to have a little class, but association with goonies has pretty much got rid of that.
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.19 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Kozak If RISE is so powerfull like you say, why don't they stop paying BOB?
I thought so.
Son, you've been eating stupid sandwiches again.
Do you recognize a gap between "More powerful than TCF" and "More powerful than BoB"?
Yeah, I thought so.
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.19 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Zoltaris
Does anyone actually believe this BS?
I think everyone knows it's true. TCF used to merit respect. Now you are goonies with a French accent: blobs, logoffs, smack, and a general lack of respect.
Grats!
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Johnny ReeRee
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Posted - 2007.08.20 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: Gilbert Drillerson
Originally by: Tesla Edison
Originally by: duckmonster
What on earth are you talking about? Goons have held Scalding path uncontested for months, and won its other region by pure hard combat. So yes, we did get Sov 4 in two regions simultaneously, and it was entirely legitimate.
I do not know how you did it but I am sure you must have used some sort of exploit.
Ya in deteroid the exploit was that I dropped an Outpost in HZF during the Bob fight in 9-9 (three jumps away and deployed a few pos's so we had 51% (better infact) Sov coverage in the relevant Constallation.
OMG haxorgoons !!
Tbh. Goons haver never gotten anything for free... no static complexes, no t2 prints, no t20 prints, no titans and Motherships paid by the nice advantages of the aforementioned. Goons have fought for, worked/mined and ratted every last bit of the way.
If you ask me that is the MAIN reason Goons are doing so well atm, they dont expect NOTHING to come free or easy....
I am a goon now, the only thing i regret is that goons didnt exist when i started playing, its an awesome alliance and a LOT of fun :)
Yeah, goonies have NEVER done anything bogus in the game -- never any client side hacks, never any external attacks on the boards of other alliances (including ****ographic spam attacks), never cooperated with game exploiters, complex exploiters, ebayers, or launched absurd threadnaughts aimed at destroying the game. Never any silly statements about "we're not playing eve, we're playing goons in space", etc.
Silly statements from BoB leaders of years past are endlessly recycled here by the goon lemmings repeating the same stale jokes over and over and over. Let's have a Word of Wisdom from a ghost of goonie past:
Quote: Tribune: Can FIX, AXE, Xelas, RISE, and friends hold the D2/MM/IRON invasion at bay?
Remedial: Not for long. Not with D2 sending down 35 dreads and 20 carriers at a time. Something has to give, somewhere, And remember, D2 is totally on the offensive. they need defend nothing so they can carebear at their leisure when tired. That's a tremendous advantage in a prolonged war where you have the option of wearing down your adversary.
Such awesome strategizing! No way can that mighty D2 invasion be withstood! 35 whole dreads! Whoa! D2 is going to just destroy everything in their wa....errr...
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Johnny ReeRee
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Posted - 2007.08.20 18:30:00 -
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Edited by: Johnny ReeRee on 20/08/2007 18:35:36 Takes about 30 seconds to find stuff like this.
and another!
Anyone asking for proof about the goonie client hack(s) simply hasn't been around. That's old news. CCP couldn't figure out how to block it without killing the client, so were forced to integrate the same functionality, just to even the playing field. But that of course meant nothing to goonies.
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Johnny ReeRee
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Posted - 2007.08.20 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: WT Snacks
Originally by: Johnny ReeRee Anyone asking for proof about the goonie client hack(s) simply hasn't been around. That's old news. CCP couldn't figure out how to block it without killing the client, so were forced to integrate the same functionality, just to even the playing field. But that of course meant nothing to goonies.
Hey hey I hear T20 spawned some T2 BPOs so they implemented invention to level the playing field. But of course it meant nothing to BoB.
And yet it's only goonies and their stooges who fill up the forums EVERY SINGLE DAY with zomg~ BoB so ebil zomg~ BoB so haxxorzs while WE GOONIES STAND FOR FAIRNESS AND FO FO FO FO FO.
Forum hypocrites ftw! go go goonies! derp derp derp
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Johnny ReeRee
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Posted - 2007.08.20 19:29:00 -
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Edited by: Johnny ReeRee on 20/08/2007 19:29:39
Originally by: Nekumi
Originally by: Johnny ReeRee Edited by: Johnny ReeRee on 20/08/2007 18:35:36 Takes about 30 seconds to find stuff like this.
and another!
Anyone asking for proof about the goonie client hack(s) simply hasn't been around. That's old news. CCP couldn't figure out how to block it without killing the client, so were forced to integrate the same functionality, just to even the playing field. But that of course meant nothing to goonies.
You do realize that not everyone on Something Awful is a member of Goonfleet right? You do also realize that posting that is about as good as posting an ebay thread and saying it's a goon right?
Try harder alt boy.
Yeah, maybe only 99% of something awful eve players are in goonswarm.
Therefore, I offer you 1% of an apology.
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.20 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Nekumi
Maybe you're wrong. Maybe you shouldn't take your game so seriously that it blinds you with pathetic nerd rage. Maybe you should stop posting.
no u
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.21 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Reyan Hasari
Originally by: Johnny ReeRee zomg~ BoB so ebil zomg~ BoB so haxxorzs while WE GOONIES STAND FOR FAIRNESS AND FO FO FO FO FO.
Hi Johnny ReeRee, I would like to sponsor you into Goonfleet.
FOR FAIRNESS AND FO FO FO FO FO.
Dear Mr. Hasari,
We here at the ReeRee Brigade have given your offer due consideration. We are delighted to inform you that we have decided to accept your offer. The ReeRee Brigade looks forward to standing side-by-side with our Goon brothers and sisters (especially the hot ones!).
Together, we will shape a glorious new future for Eve!
FOR FAIRNESS AND FO FO FO FO FO.
Yours truly,
Johnny ReeRee CEO, The ReeRee Brigade
addendum, text of application:
Quote: Dear Sesfan Qu'lah The ReeRee Brigade would be grateful if you would consider allowing us to join GoonSwarm Yours in good faith Johnny ReeRee CEO of The ReeRee Brigade
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.21 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: WT Snacks
Stop posting forever.
Hi2u WTS Snacks! I WTB Funyons! I know they're terribly high in sodium and all, but really the other stuff isn't so bad.
Anyway, I can see you're a little upset right now. That makes me irl.
You'll still help me with my World's Collide mission, won't you? I've really been looking forward to some quality time together.
Just please bring the Funyons with you.
Oh on topic: since I'm about to become Goon (am I in yet? what's taking so long?) -- RISE sucks! Once the capital fleet of the ReeRee Brigade hits the field, it's pretty much over for them.
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Johnny ReeRee
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Posted - 2007.08.24 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Factor Benz
I say something. You say I'm wrong. Welcome to the internet. The facts I've stated remain and there's nothing you can do to change that. When the dust settles RISE will be homeless and KOS and friends will be roasting marshmallows on the husks of their sov 4 wrecks.
Now you say no and I say yes until the map changes. Welcome to COAD.
lawlz
Everyone knows you're wrong. Even KOS knows you're wrong. They were handed space they didn't win, and wouldn't even have kept that if allies didn't bail them out.
Whether or not you succeed in using 10-1 numbers to outblob RISE is completely irrelevant.
KOS is a joke. They were traitors, then they were pets, then they were beaten (again), and now they're pets. See Eve is like Mike Vick's house. KOS is the chihuahua yapping away while the pitbulls are fighting. 5 pitbulls take down one pitbull, and the chihuahua starts smack-talking the one. That's KOS.
The ReeRee Brigade of course is the grasshopper on the lawn. A really cool sexy grasshopper with like stripes down the side and stuff. The kind of bad-ass grasshopper all the chick grasshoppers are always macking on, know what I'm saying?
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Johnny ReeRee
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny ReeRee Edited by: Johnny ReeRee on 24/08/2007 20:04:45
Originally by: Factor Benz You say something. You say I'm wrong. Welcome to the internet. The facts I've stated remain and there's nothing you can do to change that. When the dust settles RISE will be homeless and KOS and friends will be roasting marshmallows on the husks of their sov 4 wrecks.
Now you say no and I say yes until the map changes. Welcome to COAD.
lawlz
Everyone knows you're wrong. Even KOS knows you're wrong. They were handed space they didn't win, and wouldn't even have kept that if allies didn't bail them out.
Whether or not you succeed in using 10-1 numbers to outblob RISE is completely irrelevant.
KOS is a joke. They were traitors, then they were pets, then they were beaten (again), and now they're pets. See Eve is like Mike Vick's house. KOS is the chihuahua yapping away while the pitbulls are fighting. 5 pitbulls take down one pitbull, and the chihuahua starts smack-talking the one. That's KOS.
The ReeRee Brigade of course is the grasshopper on the lawn. A really cool sexy grasshopper with like stripes down the side and stuff. The kind of bad-ass grasshopper all the chick grasshoppers are always macking on, know what I'm saying?
I demand -- demand -- that this post get more attention.
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: CrispyKritters
Originally by: Keeves
Originally by: Jonathan Peterbilt Is this another Goon-spam thread or is there something to actually read?
10+ Goon replies on one page; you decide.
Don't forget posts from the random alt corps
Yeah, I really hate it when people post anonymously on the interwebs, behind silly screen-names.
Btw, A/S/L? I'm 14/M/basement.
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Johnny ReeRee
The ReeRee Brigade
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Posted - 2007.08.27 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: WT Snacks
Originally by: Orangir You guys do realize that there's a 90% chance Johnny ReeRee is a goon, right?
There is an equally large chance that ReeRee is in fact an utterly moronic pubbie. Of course, it could be just FNLN getting his again.
Gee -- I just can't believe that WTB Snacks thinks a ReeRee is a moron.
Now I'm irl. If my Goonswarm application doesn't come through soon, I don't know what I'll do.
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